Look Out, Clark W. Griswold!

The Dose Girls are getting their Griswold ON!

That’s right! We’re breaking our streak of never doing anything fun, and we are hitting the holiday road! Plans have been made, bags have been packed, and we are out of here for the next two weeks. Ashley is on her way to the mountains, and Lisa is headed straight to the beach.

It’s a summer vacation!! Whoo Hoo!!

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Now, we aren’t amateurs. We fully realize we’ll be lucky if we make it out of the neighborhood before the whining begins. And we know it’s highly unlikely the first vacation hour will pass before we have to hand out a, “WE WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND, MISTER!”. But for now, we are pumped.

We hope you guys have a great two weeks while we are relaxing (i.e. yelling at our kids in places that aren’t our homes). Enjoy yourselves!

We will be back and raring to go on Monday, July 28th!

We’ll see you then!

 

 

Pinterest Nightmare #735: Solafeet Portable Foot Tanner

We’re smack dab in the middle of summer!

When summer rolls around, we here at The Dose of Reality always try to kick it up a notch in the beauty department.

  • We switch out all of our regular yoga pants for capri length yoga pants, and we only pair them with t-shirts bearing pastel stains.
  • We try to remember to shave our legs at least twice a month.
  • We alternate our hairdo between a sassy, high ponytail secured with a scrunchie and its more sophisticated counterpart: hair held up in a banana clip.
  • We’ve even considered getting a PedEgg to file down our thickest heel calluses.

 

Yes, we are extremely dedicated to summertime beauty.

You know where the Dose Girls look when we need something to help us achieve our ultimate summer beauty potential- PINTEREST!

We were delighted by what we found this week…

Pinterest Nightmare #735: Solafeet Portable Foot Tanner

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As pinned by solafeet.com

No, that’s not Superman stuck in a box of kryptonite. You are seeing the miracle of foot tanning underway thanks to the Solafeet Portable Foot Tanner!

You know how you always spend your summer fretting that your feet aren’t quite tan enough? Me, too!

Well, thanks to the Solafeet Portable Tanner, no longer will we have to hide our hideous pale feet in shame! Now we can bake them to crispy perfection in their own little portable box of UV bombardment!

Look out cankles! Your days of unsightly tan lines are over!

I know, I know. Scaredy cat dermatologists are always harping that “sun exposure is bad” and “UV rays are dangerous”. Blah Blah Blah. What are we supposed to do…apply sunscreen, wear sensible clothes, and stay out of the sun during the peak hours of 10 am and 4 pm? Pffft. What’s a little squamous cell carcinoma when you are going after a perfectly bronzed instep?!

Would you rather be tumor free or have the confidence that only perfectly pigmented paws can provide?

Louise P. from Fort Worth, Texas answers that question on the Solafeet website.

“I love hearing my friends talk about my tan feet.”

Who doesn’t, Louise? Who doesn’t?

Oh, Pinterest. No…just no.

 

 

Safety Is Not Just A Football Position

We are lucky to have children who love to be outside, playing, jumping, climbing, etc. While we wouldn’t want it any other way, we are both totally into outdoor safety.

Lisa has learned from personal experience (TWICE!) that monkey bars and growing boys’ arms sometimes do not mix, so you’ve got to be prepared! Here are a few tips we’ve learned over the years, usually the hard way. Continue reading

Entertaining Your Children Just Got A Whole Lot Easier

This post was sponsored by Netflix. Netflix Families make summer easier. www.netflix.com/families

We don’t know about you guys, but we feel like the summer is definitely taking its toll.

The children are over the pool. They are no longer interested in playing board games. Any hope of craft projects went out the window when they spilled an entire bottle of glitter on the floor.

They want to be entertained all the time. Fun is the name of the game and that game comes at a pretty steep cost these days.

According to a recent survey that Netflix did with parents, we are all spending nearly DOUBLE on summer entertainment for our children than we do on holiday gifts.

Don’t we know it.

We took the children to the movies the other day. No husbands, just us and the kids. According to the showtime it was a “bargain” matinee. Except when it was all said and done after tickets and popcorn and candy, we had each spent well over $50. And this was even including the fact that we snuck in bottles of water in our purses!

Y’all. Our children were entertained for two hours, and we spent the equivalent of our monthly gas bill (summer rates). And then they had the nerve to ask what we were doing next.

Because of course, like all children, they prefer their entertainment to come in non-stop doses. There is never enough fun for them. They will wring every last bit of fun out of fun and still want more fun!

Thankfully, the summer gods smiled on us this week, and we got to take them to a fabulous blogging event for Netflix Families. In our combined households, our children probably spend several hours per week using Netflix on one of their devices, so it was the perfect party for us!

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We arrived at the event to find a Lorax theme, which was right up our kid’s alley! There were plenty of snacks and games, plus the movie was being streamed right onto to the TV for the kids to watch while they played. Can you say blogging win? And can we just say how excited we were that our girls won the Lorax scavenger hunt? We know we shouldn’t be so competitive, but we just can’t help it!

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The beauty of Netflix Families is that it allows you to stream content for your children to multiple devices anytime, anywhere. Have an Xbox? Or a tablet? Or a Wii? Fantastic! Your children can be watching their favorite movies and shows with just a single click! And the best part is that you don’t even need to have a Netflix account to take advantage of streaming. It is available to members and non-members. So, if you are not currently streaming Netflix in your house, now is your chance to start!

Netflix.com/Families is a new destination designed to meet your family’s summertime entertainment needs. On Netflix.com/Families, Parents can find lists of movies and TV shows for all kinds of special summer moments.

Visit www.Netflix.com/Families for more information on the best ways to stream as well as videos about how other families use Netflix.

This post was sponsored by Netflix. Netflix Families makes summer easier. www.netflix.com/families

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