Do you know what they call people who create color-coded Excel spreadsheets of the prime time TV lineup to ensure adequate DVR coverage? You know, sensible folk who use sticky notes when reading their Entertainment Weekly to mark programs that show promise and who replace their remote control batteries bi-monthly to stave off an untimely channel changing failure? No, not vidiots. They call them The Dose Girls!!
We know. We know. We’re supposed to eschew TV as uncouth and beneath us, but we can’t help it! We love it all from your sophisticated Homelands to your even more highbrow What Would Ryan Lochte Do. (You’d be surprised what he would do…or maybe you wouldn’t)
But it can be hard to fit in all that premium viewing. Our schedules are tight. We have carpools to drive, mounds of laundry to pre-treat, and Starbucks retail stores to frequent. It would be *really* convenient to have a satisfying TV viewing experience someplace other than the den.
Sometimes Pinterest just knows what we need and it delivers!
Pinterest Nightmare #157: The TV Hat
As pinned from buytvhatnow.com
This isn’t a person who is simply very serious about protecting her delicate facial area from unsightly sun damage. It’s not an amateur astronomer preparing for the next solar eclipse with a newfangled, hat-centric pinhole projector. NO! This is a lady who is basking in the glow of a personal TV experience happening right up in her grill!
THIS IS THE TV HAT!
But…how does it work? It’s easy! First you choose either the full coverage of a baseball cap or the top down freedom of a visor and secure it firmly to your noggin. Next place a smart phone or iPod with access to Netflix or another video provider in the inner pouch at the end of the hat bill, plug in earbuds, lower the discrete, light blocking side flaps and…VIOLA! You’re experiencing the next television revolution-private, portable, and hands free!
Think of all the scenarios that are no longer chores to be endured, but are now perfect television viewing opportunities thanks to the TV Hat…
The waiting room at the doctor’s office is now the optimal time to catch up on those past episodes of Grey’s Anatomy!
Prefer eating lunch at your desk but still crave a little down time? Don’t catch up on those TPS reports, watch a little bit of The Office instead!
Morning commute a total bore? Now you can watch last weekend’s NASCAR nail biter to pass the time! (Car on closed circuit with professional stunt driver. Do not try at home.)
Spouse annoyed when you watch TV while they want to read? The TV Hat works better than a marriage counselor! Plus, looking that spiffy will definitely get you some nookie later, amiright?
The TV Hat comes in five fashion forward colors to compliment your wardrobe: white, red, blue, khaki, and even camo! At $29.99 you can afford to buy multiples so you never have to sacrifice your signature style to take advantage of this total immersion viewing apparatus.
What do you think?
Oh, Pinterest. No…just no.
