Picture this…
You’re out on the golf course with your Saturday foursome. The air is fresh, and the sun is shining. You even made that tough putt on the 7th hole. It’s a beautiful day!
Suddenly, the large beer you drank before tee off doesn’t seem like such a good idea anymore. You are 10 holes from the club house, and you’ve gotta go…but what are you going to do?
Why, consult Pinterest, of course!!
Pinterest Nightmare #384: The UroClub Portable Urinal
The UroClub from Matco Entreprises pinned from http://www.uroclub.com/
Wait a minute…he’s not cleaning that club, is he???!!
Touted as discrete and sanitary, the UroClub can easily meet all of your immediate golf course urinary needs. Nobody will ever know you are toileting yourself in broad daylight if you use the green privacy towel included with purchase. Whew! What a relief! (literally)
Now, you might have some questions before you plunk down your $19.95. I mean will this really work for you? An unnamed board certified urologist on the website promises us it holds “twice the volume commonly urinated” and is totally leak proof. Good. We don’t need that kind of water hazard on our hands! (literally)
Okay, admittedly there are a few kinks to work out. Sure, it might take women a little more practice to perfect their UroClub technique. And it’s possible it might make you hesitate the next time your buddy asks you to hand him his 7 iron, but you really need this just like you need a ball washer at every tee box. (not literally)
Still not convinced? Maybe the the infomercial will change your mind.
Oh, Pinterest. No…just no.
