10 Best Recipes On Pinterest That Will Make You Mom Of The Year!

Here at The Dose of Reality, we are just a wee but obsessed with Pinterest.

Like, sometimes, we forget that we have children, husbands and homes that need to be cleaned because we are just over at our Pinterest page pinning like it is our job. By the way, wouldn’t that be the greatest job ever?

We find ourselves spending a lot of time pinning recipes based mostly on the delicious nature of the photo and often on the small number of ingredients required. Based on the number of recipes we currently have pinned, we could cook for half a year and never run out of choices. Imagine the delight of our families if instead of a pizza box on the kitchen counter, they found a homemade meal courtesy of mom.

Sadly, there is a reason that our recipe board on Pinterest is called Feed Me, Mom. This type of work is just not in our wheelhouse folks, and we really wish there was a way to change this about ourselves. All of these yummy recipes out there, and we keep finding ourselves at the nearest drive-thru. Maybe we should have put it on our 2014 goal sheet. Maybe.

In the meantime, when we saw the topic at Tuesday Ten from Rabia and Lisa we knew we had to link-up this week. Who does not love talking about food? Or thinking about food? Or reading about food? Or quite honestly eating food? We sure do.

So, without further ado, we present the 10 best recipes on Pinterest that we would make…you know, if we actually cooked stuff!

  1. Oreo Truffle Brownies- Quite frankly, they had us at Oreos. And truffles. And brownies. Imagine if you showed up with this little tasty treat at the next neighborhood potluck. People would probably cry.
  2. Brisket Tacos- The beauty of this meal is that it is made in the crock pot, so it isn’t even like you have to be slaving over a hot stove while your kids are driving you crazy at the end of the day. It totally takes regular tacos and makes them look gourmet. You would definitely win at dinner.
  3. Jack O’Lantern Fruit Plate- Seriously adorable. And seemingly easy to assemble. We can totally see the looks of awe we would receive from the classroom teachers if we showed up with this for a class party. Plus, you totally get points for being the healthy, yet creative mom. We almost think we might try this one for real. Almost.
  4. Watermelon Pops- The picture alone makes it worth trying. There is no way our final product could ever resemble that, mostly because this recipe involves a lot of steps, so chances are good we would screw it up. But what if we didn’t? We would definitely be the most popular guests at the 4th of July family picnic that year.
  5. Ham and Cheese Breakfast Bake- We all know that breakfast is the most important meal of the day and yet we consistently find ourselves living off of the half a Poptart the kids didn’t eat and then wondering why we are starving by 10:00 a.m. You know who would benefit the most from this recipe. We would. And Oprah would totally tell us that a well fed mom makes a happy mom.
  6. Parmesan Chicken Bake- It is cheese and chicken people. What is not to love about that combo? Nothing we say. Even our children would happily wolf this down, and our husbands would wonder if they came home to the wrong house. Everyone would go to bed happy if this were on the dinner menu.
  7. Cookie Dough Bites- Y’all, it is bites of cookie dough. With chocolate drizzled on top. Excuse us while we devour the entire batch standing right at the kitchen counter. Because, yeah, these right here pretty much equal love.
  8. Glazed Doughnut Muffins- Picture yourself at a kids’ sleepover when you serve these tasty treats up to the guests. Then picture yourself with five new kids in your family when said guests refuse to leave and request immediate adoption in your household. Don’t worry, you can just share the recipe with their own mothers as you send them out the door with a full belly and a smile!
  9. Strawberry Cream Cheese Cobbler- This is probably actually pretty healthy if you think about it. Something tells us that when you found yourself serving up a big bowl for breakfast the next day, you totally wouldn’t even feel guilty. There *is* fruit in it, after all.
  10. Rainbow Sprinkle Cake- We wouldn’t be surprised if making this made us Mom of the Year. Obviously, our children would love us forever and never again complain about anything, right? Martha Stewart would probably show up at our houses and ask us to be on the cover of her magazine.

Great, now we are hungry.

For anyone reading this who actually cooks, let us know if you attempt any of these recipes.

And, feel free to send us the leftovers.

Sharing is caring, after all.

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The 5 Best Recipes For Christmas Cookies Ever!

According to our Google search terms, we know a lot of you out there are doing some baking. And looking for tasty treats to serve up this holiday season. So, we are sharing this post to hook you up with cookies so yummy that you will definitely make Santa’s nice list this year!

It was truly almost a disaster of epic proportions. We are talking about a story that would be told as a holiday anecdote for years to come.

Until Pinterest saved the day.

We know, right? Pinterest saved the day for us? How would that even be possible?

Well, it goes a little something like this…

Lisa: So, I need your help. I just accepted an invitation for a cookie exchange. I’ve never been to one before, and I’m trying to decide what to bring.

Ashley: Fun! Those sugar cookies with the Hershey Kisses on top are always popular. And of course, chocolate chip is always a good safe bet.

Lisa: Hmmmm, I’ve never seen the Hershey Kisses cookies at Harris Teeter. Are they in the regular cookie aisle or holiday aisle? Or maybe I should I go with something like Pepperidge Farm Milanos Melts, just to be fancy?

Ashley: Dude, you can’t take store bought cookies to a cookie exchange. They have to be homemade. That’s the whole point.

Lisa: WHAT? That’s nuts! Why would anyone want to do that? That’s an awful lot of baking. Plus, there are no health inspectors in people’s personal kitchens. It’s flu season for crying out loud. Who would want cookies made by other people like that?

Ashley: Everyone.

Lisa: Well, it doesn’t say anything on the invitation about bringing homemade cookies. It just says bring 12 dozen cookies for everyone to enjoy. HA! See! If they expected me to make that many cookies surely they would have put it on the invitation.

Ashley: Yeah, most people don’t think they have to actually put that part on the invite. It is the unspoken part of the whole exchange deal. Sorry to be a total buzzkill on this one.

Lisa: Ugh. This can’t be happening. What if I buy cookies and put them on a cute plate?

Ashley: No.

Lisa: What if I buy them, stick them in the oven to make them warm, then put them on a cute plate…ON A DOILY?

Ashley: No, absolutely not.

Lisa: Oh no, I’m screwed. I don’t bake. I have no cookie recipes. Wait! I know! What about those pumpkin ones I ate at your house last year? They were cute and delicious. Can I get that recipe or maybe you can even come over and make them for me?

Ashley: Hahahaha…who do you think you’re talking to? I didn’t make those cookies. My sister made them, with my children no less. While they wore aprons and danced around the kitchen singing into spatulas. It was all very Mary Poppins of them. Bad news for you (and for me, now that I think about it) is that she is not visiting this year for the holidays.

Okay, so y’all, this was a major problem.We both realized that we needed cookies. Of the homemade variety. Even if we bought the chocolate dipped Oreo cookies and tried to put them on a platter, people would know. Santa would know on Christmas Eve that the delicious, melt in your mouth pumpkin cookies had been replaced by a damn Chips Ahoy.

We only had one place to turn.

Pinterest.

After all, we only have about a million cookie recipes pinned on our Feed Me, Mom board, so why not take advantage of them. I mean, the pinned recipes don’t bake themselves…we know, we have tried to use our mind powers to bring the images on the screen to life and it just doesn’t work.

So, in order to take the guess work out of holiday cookies for all of you, we took it upon ourselves to find the five best, easiest, most foolproof holiday cookie recipes. You’re welcome America.

  1. Brownie Cookies: What could be more delicious than that? Combines two of the best desserts on the planet into one tasty treat. You know who is lining up for these at the cookie exchange? Everyone. cookieblog1
  2. Magic Cookie Bars: Pretty sure they get this name because they magically disappear right off the plate before you even set it down. Let’s be real here, actually, they don’t even make it off the cookie sheet. cookieblog2
  3. Ritz Cookies with Marshmallow Fluff: The fact that they are totally dipped in chocolate is like an added bonus to the goodness waiting underneath. Can you imagine the moment you first snag one of these off the tray? We can, and it involves immediately picking up the entire tray and walking out of the party with it to eat alone in our car. cookieblog3
  4. Cheesecake Cookies: You know what, apparently there are people in this world who don’t really like chocolate. We’ll give you a minute to collect yourself. And supposedly, those people like cookie exchanges, too. Obviously, this cookie would be perfect for them. And for us, too if we are being really honest. cookieblog4
  5. Paradise Bakery Chocolate Chip Cookie: The name really says it all. Who in their right mind is not loving a cookie from a place called paradise? Nobody in this group, that is for sure. Imagine yourself late at night with a plate full of these and a full glass of cold milk. Sorry Santa, we meant to save you some. cookieblog5

Is it possible we could actually become the kind of people who bake recipes from Pinterest? People who know the difference between baking powder and baking soda? People who know if they are supposed to sift their all purpose flour before folding it into their batter?

Well, it’s possible because our baking education has begun thanks to Pinterest. WE KNOW! WE CAN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!

It’s like we don’t even know who we are anymore.

 

Top 5 Holiday Cookie Recipes…Or How Pinterest Came To Our Rescue!

It was truly almost a disaster of epic proportions. We are talking about a story that would be told as a holiday anecdote for years to come.

Until Pinterest saved the day.

We know, right? Pinterest saved the day for us? How would that even be possible?

Well, it goes a little something like this…

Lisa: So, I need your help. I just accepted an invitation for a cookie exchange. I’ve never been to one before, and I’m trying to decide what to bring.

Ashley: Fun! Those sugar cookies with the Hershey Kisses on top are always popular. And of course, chocolate chip is always a good safe bet.

Lisa: Hmmmm, I’ve never seen the Hershey Kisses cookies at Harris Teeter. Are they in the regular cookie aisle or holiday aisle? Or maybe I should I go with something like Pepperidge Farm Milanos Melts, just to be fancy?

Ashley: Dude, you can’t take store bought cookies to a cookie exchange. They have to be homemade. That’s the whole point.

Lisa: WHAT? That’s nuts! Why would anyone want to do that? That’s an awful lot of baking. Plus, there are no health inspectors in people’s personal kitchens. It’s flu season for crying out loud. Who would want cookies made by other people like that?

Ashley: Everyone.

Lisa: Well, it doesn’t say anything on the invitation about bringing homemade cookies. It just says bring 12 dozen cookies for everyone to enjoy. HA! See! If they expected me to make that many cookies surely they would have put it on the invitation.

Ashley: Yeah, most people don’t think they have to actually put that part on the invite. It is the unspoken part of the whole exchange deal. Sorry to be a total buzzkill on this one.

Lisa: Ugh. This can’t be happening. What if I buy cookies and put them on a cute plate?

Ashley: No.

Lisa: What if I buy them, stick them in the oven to make them warm, then put them on a cute plate…ON A DOILY?

Ashley: No, absolutely not.

Lisa: Oh no, I’m screwed. I don’t bake. I have no cookie recipes. Wait! I know! What about those pumpkin ones I ate at your house last year? They were cute and delicious. Can I get that recipe or maybe you can even come over and make them for me?

Ashley: Hahahaha…who do you think you’re talking to? I didn’t make those cookies. My sister made them, with my children no less. While they wore aprons and danced around the kitchen singing into spatulas. It was all very Mary Poppins of them. Bad news for you (and for me, now that I think about it) is that she is not visiting this year for the holidays.

Okay, so y’all, this was a major problem.We both realized that we needed cookies. Of the homemade variety. Even if we bought the chocolate dipped Oreo cookies and tried to put them on a platter, people would know. Santa would know on Christmas Eve that the delicious, melt in your mouth pumpkin cookies had been replaced by a damn Chips Ahoy.

We only had one place to turn.

Pinterest.

After all, we only have about a million cookie recipes pinned on our Feed Me, Mom board, so why not take advantage of them. I mean, the pinned recipes don’t bake themselves…we know, we have tried to use our mind powers to bring the images on the screen to life and it just doesn’t work.

So, in order to take the guess work out of holiday cookies for all of you, we took it upon ourselves to find the five best, easiest, most foolproof holiday cookie recipes. You’re welcome America.

  1. Brownie Cookies: What could be more delicious than that? Combines two of the best desserts on the planet into one tasty treat. You know who is lining up for these at the cookie exchange? Everyone.
  2. Magic Cookie Bars: Pretty sure they get this name because they magically disappear right off the plate before you even set it down. Let’s be real here, actually, they don’t even make it off the cookie sheet.
  3. Ritz Cookies with Marshmallow Fluff: The fact that they are totally dipped in chocolate is like an added bonus to the goodness waiting underneath. Can you imagine the moment you first snag one of these off the tray? We can, and it involves immediately picking up the entire tray and walking out of the party with it to eat alone in our car.
  4. Cheesecake Cookies: You know what, apparently there are people in this world who don’t really like chocolate. We’ll give you a minute to collect yourself. And supposedly, those people like cookie exchanges, too. Obviously, this cookie would be perfect for them. And for us, too if we are being really honest.
  5. Paradise Bakery Chocolate Chip Cookie: The name really says it all. Who in their right mind is not loving a cookie from a place called paradise? Nobody in this group, that is for sure. Imagine yourself late at night with a plate full of these and a full glass of cold milk. Sorry Santa, we meant to save you some.

Is it possible we could actually become the kind of people who bake recipes from Pinterest? People who know the difference between baking powder and baking soda? People who know if they are supposed to sift their all purpose flour before folding it into their batter?

Well, it’s possible because our baking education has begun thanks to Pinterest. WE KNOW! WE CAN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!

It’s like we don’t even know who we are anymore.

 

Top 10 Pinterest Recipes We Would Make…If We Actually Cooked

Here at The Dose of Reality, we are just a wee but obsessed with Pinterest.

Like, sometimes, we forget that we have children, husbands and homes that need to be cleaned because we are just over at our Pinterest page pinning like it is our job. By the way, wouldn’t that be the greatest job ever?

We find ourselves spending a lot of time pinning recipes based mostly on the delicious nature of the photo and often on the small number of ingredients required. Based on the number of recipes we currently have pinned, we could cook for half a year and never run out of choices. Imagine the delight of our families if instead of a pizza box on the kitchen counter, they found a homemade meal courtesy of mom.

Sadly, there is a reason that our recipe board on Pinterest is called Feed Me, Mom. This type of work is just not in our wheelhouse folks, and we really wish there was a way to change this about ourselves. All of these yummy recipes out there, and we keep finding ourselves at the nearest drive-thru. Maybe we should put it on our 2013 goal sheet. Maybe.

In the meantime, when we saw the topic at Monday Listicles we knew we had to link-up this week. Who does not love talking about food? Or thinking about food? Or reading about food? Or quite honestly eating food? We sure do.

So, without further ado, we present the top 10 Pinterest recipes we would make…you know, if we actually cooked stuff!

  1. Oreo Truffle Brownies- Quite frankly, they had us at Oreos. And truffles. And brownies. Imagine if you showed up with this little tasty treat at the next neighborhood potluck. People would probably cry.
  2. Brisket Tacos- The beauty of this meal is that it is made in the crock pot, so it isn’t even like you have to be slaving over a hot stove while your kids are driving you crazy at the end of the day. It totally takes regular tacos and makes them look gourmet. You would definitely win at dinner.
  3. Jack O’Lantern Fruit Plate- Seriously adorable. And seemingly easy to assemble. We can totally see the looks of awe we would receive from the classroom teachers if we showed up with this for a class party. Plus, you totally get points for being the healthy, yet creative mom. We almost think we might try this one for real. Almost.
  4. Watermelon Pops- The picture alone makes it worth trying. There is no way our final product could ever resemble that, mostly because this recipe involves a lot of steps, so chances are good we would screw it up. But what if we didn’t? We would definitely be the most popular guests at the 4th of July family picnic that year.
  5. Ham and Cheese Breakfast Bake- We all know that breakfast is the most important meal of the day and yet we consistently find ourselves living off of the half a Poptart the kids didn’t eat and then wondering why we are starving by 10:00 a.m. You know who would benefit the most from this recipe. We would. And Oprah would totally tell us that a well fed mom makes a happy mom.
  6. Parmesan Chicken Bake- It is cheese and chicken people. What is not to love about that combo? Nothing we say. Even our children would happily wolf this down, and our husbands would wonder if they came home to the wrong house. Everyone would go to bed happy if this were on the dinner menu.
  7. Cookie Dough Bites- Y’all, it is bites of cookie dough. With chocolate drizzled on top. Excuse us while we devour the entire batch standing right at the kitchen counter. Because, yeah, these right here pretty much equal love.
  8. Glazed Doughnut Muffins- Picture yourself at a kids’ sleepover when you serve these tasty treats up to the guests. Then picture yourself with five new kids in your family when said guests refuse to leave and request immediate adoption in your household. Don’t worry you can just share the recipe with their own mothers as you send them out the door with a full belly and a smile!
  9. Strawberry Cream Cheese Cobbler- This is probably actually pretty healthy if you think about it. Something tells us that when you found yourself serving up a big bowl for breakfast the next day, you totally wouldn’t even feel guilty. There *is* fruit in it, after all.
  10. Rainbow Sprinkle Cake- We wouldn’t be surprised if making this made us Mom of the Year. Obviously, our children would love us forever and never again complain about anything, right? Martha Stewart would probably show up at our houses and ask us to be on the cover of her magazine.

Great, now we are hungry.

For anyone reading this who actually cooks, let us know if you attempt any of these recipes.

And, feel free to send us the leftovers.

Sharing is caring, after all.