Picture this…
You’re out on the golf course with your Saturday foursome. The air is fresh, and the sun is shining. You even made that tough putt on the 7th hole. It’s a beautiful day!
Suddenly, the large beer you drank before tee off doesn’t seem like such a good idea anymore. You are 10 holes from the club house, and you’ve gotta go…but what are you going to do?
Why, consult Pinterest, of course!!
Pinterest Nightmare #384: The UroClub Portable Urinal
The UroClub from Matco Entreprises pinned from http://www.uroclub.com/
Wait a minute…he’s not cleaning that club, is he???!!
Touted as discrete and sanitary, the UroClub can easily meet all of your immediate golf course urinary needs. Nobody will ever know you are toileting yourself in broad daylight if you use the green privacy towel included with purchase. Whew! What a relief! (literally)
Now, you might have some questions before you plunk down your $19.95. I mean will this really work for you? An unnamed board certified urologist on the website promises us it holds “twice the volume commonly urinated” and is totally leak proof. Good. We don’t need that kind of water hazard on our hands! (literally)
Okay, admittedly there are a few kinks to work out. Sure, it might take women a little more practice to perfect their UroClub technique. And it’s possible it might make you hesitate the next time your buddy asks you to hand him his 7 iron, but you really need this just like you need a ball washer at every tee box. (not literally)
Still not convinced? Maybe the the infomercial will change your mind.
Oh, Pinterest. No…just no.
Oh, eww, that’s just WRONG! And what are you supposed to do with the liquid contents-tote them around with you for the rest of the day and then *casually* carry your golf club into the bathroom?
Sick!
That is disgusting!! I would rather see someone peeing behind a tree on the back 9!
No. No. No. Just no. I’m with Rabia. I’d rather see someone heading to the woods.
And you know men aren’t cleaning those things after the fact either. Yuck.
Holy..cow. If everyone in the golf world knew about this, it wouldn’t be so discreet would it? They’d all know when their friends were peeing! I can’t..find words..this early in the morning for the horror.
This is just all sorts of disgusting. I can’t imagine someone carrying it around afterwards. Yucky!
OMGee! It has an infomercial. I hears somewhere that if it has a commercial someone is buying it. Who is buying this? Seriously, who? I need to know before I go golfing so I can cross that person off my list.
Ok, I could have used the steering wheel desk, but this I can’t justify at all! At least I’ll recognize it if I see it on the course and can steer clear. 🙂
Disgusting I would rather just see them whip it out behind some trees someone will buy it though smh
No.
And now sadly I have seen it all!! Seriously have a bit of vomit in my mouth from this one and yet couldn’t help but laugh, too!!
OMGOSH how DO you find these God AWFUL things?? I mean, this is just wrong! But it’s also so freaking funny wrong. That’s why you girls are brilliant. Keep these coming!!! Pinterest Nightmare series ROCKS!!!! 🙂
I just feel like the guy is going to swing that club back to hit the ball….and the pee is going to shower down on him.
This is an awful idea on so many levels.
I am laughing so hard at this and considering buying it for my dad as a gag gift for his golf bag! I think it is hysterical!!
OK so here’s my question - Does the UroClub come in Ombre colors?
Oh my. How about with custom crayon art?
My next purchase!!!
{Melinda} I. am. speechless. And that doesn’t happen often.
Ick — in so many ways!
I’ve been looking for the perfect birthday gift for my brother. This is it! I wish I could watch him open it…but not use it, because GROSS. His wife’s gonna hate me. Hehehe.
My eyes! My eyes! I think we should make “cleaning your club” a euphemism for something.
Totally with Amy on this. Perfect gift for the golfer who has everything! Hilarious!
The horror, the horror…
I like how they call a guy standing on the green with a towel covering his crotch “discrete”.
Pretty bad.
OK, I thought this was a dumb idea at first, then my marketing mind started spinning. This product is just the tip of the iceberg:
Do you have bad knees but love beer? The Uro Cane!
Are you a hiker but can’t go in the woods? The Uro Walking Stick!
Do you drink beer while you ski? The Uro Ski Pole!
Do enjoy Civil War reenactments and beer? The Uro Calvary Sword!
Please mail me my royalty checks.
What the what!?!
Ok I seriously need to come up with something to sell.. This pee-pee holder is going to make someone millions because well.. People will buy anything!
No. Just….no.
That’s disgusting. Sometimes men are just so gross. Sorry, but it’s true.
Now I’m off to bleach my eyeballs…
Oh.My.Word. That’s beyond nasty. GROSS!
Where do you find this stuff?! We were sitting down to lunch at the lodge (taking advantage of the last weekend of skiing) and I saw your post on FB! I couldn’t resist opening it…my husband and I were laughing hysterically!
Totally gross, but this post is totally hilarious.
Uhhhh… what do you do with the club when it’s full? Surly you can’t continue to use it!
Buaa ha ha! That’s disgusting.
Oh. My. Gosh. So disgusting…I totally have to buy this for the hubs! Haha!
Oh wow! The things people come up with! If I ever see a guy on the golf course hanging onto his club with a towel hanging from the front, I will definitely know what he is doing! lol
I can’t with these nightmare posts! You all find the most whacky items. This is all kind of inappropriate!
Oh my gosh, that’s hilarious!! I can’t see a guy ever doing that…a guy bold enough to use that thing would probably just whip it out and go in the bushes somewhere. LOL
I can only think of one word to say: YUCK!
Ok that is truly disgusting. However, I did make my son pee in a McDonald’s cup once when we were driving cross country, we were 35 miles from home, and there was no way I was stopping AGAIN! Is that different? I hope it is. At least I didn’t pin it!
Oh My God! I can’t even…….
SERIOUSLY?!
Your comments have made us howl with laughter. At least now we will all know what is going on if we see someone “discretely” holding a 7 iron under a green hand towel.
OMG I need brain bleach!!!! No! No! No!!!
I’m worried about what they will come up with when the need for a poop arises.
Oh. My.
Seriously???
One more reason I’m glad my husband doesn’t golf!
Oh dear! I can’t unsee this!! However I like Angela, am now wondering what kind of contraption they have if they have had one to many bean burritos. I know you girls will not let us down as you scour pinterest to alleviate this situation!
That is 50 shades of WRONG. I just threw up in my mouth a little…
Eek! Disgusting!
I can’t decide what is worse - that this thing exists OR that I bet I know a few people that would want it :-/
No, no, NO! That is just nasty! Glad I don’t golf!
OH WOMEN. They don’t need the UroClub. They don’t golf! (And if they do, it’s not nearly as important as when the men do.)
I hate the UroClub. *grumbles*
I’m not talking to you guys anymore after this one! Eeeeeeuuuuu!!! I feel so unclean
What the?
Why the?
Who the?
Never mind, they are guys!
How delightful. However, several issues pop up with regards to us gals. Hmmm…
I’ve seen this before and just ew. But then again, guys are pretty ew. I know that way back in college and my beach house days guys used to pee in cups in bars because the lines were so big and then just leave them on tables.
I know, I just threw up a little bit, too.
Hahahaha! Oh my - this is just too funny! Glad it is spill proof!!! Haha - thanks for making my Friday afternoon with this Pintrest gizmo!
Thank God most of my husband and his friends are not on Pinterest because they would ALL buy it. On second thought, this may be too much of a process form them to go though when they can just duck into the bushes.
No, no, no, no!! This just can’t be!!!
Your puns are killing me! I love it. I think they need a version w/ a somewhat different slant for pervs on the subway. Don’t look behind the curtain, folks!
I can unfortunately seeing my boyfriend loving this invention. Me on the other hand… not so much. I would rather pee in front of my golf buddies than use this thing.
Did they make that little wiener cover green so that they can market this to the Masters? Haha - I said “little wiener” in a comment and didn’t even mean to.
This is so completely funny and crazy! I’m not a golfer yet, but if and when I become one, I will make sure I make pee time before tee time! Have a great weekend gals!
Yuck. The video says it’s easy to clean. Yeah, right. That guy is going to go home, hand it to his wife, and ask her to take care of it. Does it come with a cleaning brush?
No!!! That is wrong on every single level and then some more!!! UGH!!!
SHUT UP!!!!!! Okay- that infomercial is down right WRONG!! This is hilarious…ohmygosh hilarious!
And absolutely positively disgustingly um…inappropriate.
(Hey- I always get your posts in my inbox and I haven’t been getting them and just assumed you girls were still on break! GAH! Will go check my ‘trash’ files…so weird!)
I actually think it could have come in handy for me several times in my life and may possibly buy one for my car. Because pulling over all the time for me and then my kid 20 minutes later on a road trip? Sortof sucks. I imagine that it sucks in golf, too. 😉
That rates very high on my “yuck” meter!! Obviously someone found a need and filled it. But they should have just kept it for themselves. Total yuck.
So the Husband was next to me when I read this, stopped what he was doing, mentioned that he’s seen this before and started ranting about how gross it is. His opinion: “It’s an order of magnitude more gross and less sanitary than just going in the woods”. You’ve even gotten my husband with your Pinterest nightmares!
As a guy I’ve resorted to all sorts of unpleasantness that I’m both ashamed of and admit I would engage in again. Empty water bottles in the car. Empty beer bottles in a coed’s dorm room because I didn’t want to wake the “neighbors.” Using an old mug I found because I was afraid that our outside bathroom in Spain was going to collapse and if I was going to die like Elvis I wanted it to be because drugs, not because potty. But even I, have never resorted to a hollowed out golf club.
My son watched this and said please tell me this is not real. I said oh it is very real.. He shook his head and said mom that is just nasty.. I agree I agree..
Oh my that’s just crazy talk!
So gross! Just so, so wrong.
Yep, beer will do that to you! I think running behind the trees to relieve yourself is a much better solution than this. It’s just not right!
Now I totally know what to get my dad for Father’s Day. He’s an avid golfer. LOL No way, that’s just so wrong! I couldn’t muster up the courage to watc the infomercial.
OmFG. I just can’t unsee that, so thanks a lot. You already know how much I hate Pinterest, so this is just fuel to the fire. I can’t.
Horrible invention, but great idea for a gag gift for my golfing friends.
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Bwahahahahahaha this is perfect for my father in law!
That is kind of gross but cool at the same time if that’s possible!
This is such a big investment - one must sleep on this before purchasing.
xoxo,
KG